Here's the title of the fifth Pirates of the Carribean movie.

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We've known for some time now that Disney is gonna milk this Pirates thing for all that it's worth. And with literally billions of dollars being ranked in every time they put one out, it makes a whole lot of sense. Especially when you've got a star like Johnny Depp, who would like nothing better than to play Jack Sparrow until he dies.

Seriously, the guy dressed up as Sparrow and hid on the actual Pirates ride at Disneyland.

So with the official announcement some years ago that they would be making a fifth through eighth Pirates movie (or third through sixth if you don't want to count the bad ones), it was only a matter of time until we got some more info. Today, they finally delivered on the tiniest sliver of information. Ladies and gentlemen, the title, of Pirates of the Carribean 5.

Drumroll.


The title of the fifth movie is:

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

Which is a smidge obvious and LONG if you ask me, but it probably makes more sense to your average movie goer than "On Stranger Tides."

What do you think, listeners? Cool title? Do you want to see more Jack Sparrow on your big screens?





I know I do.